Too Many Dorks With Too Much Time on Their Hands

I love the internet. If you ever feel like you haven't accomplished much in your life just search around the internet and you are sure to find someone that is more pathetic than you will ever be. The internet has opened my eyes to the fact that there are a lot of people out there in the big wide world that have absolutely no life. I would love to make fun of these people but in a way I have to admit that I envy them.

Wouldn't you love to have time to do something like this

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Nothing like spending all of your spare time working on marvelous lego creations. I love legos and I'd love to have the time to do this.

Or maybe something like....I don't know....this.....

http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/joshtx/goth.html

Yeah....you're going to actually have to go to another site to enjoy this one. Click the link!!!

Nothing like taking the time to bash a group of people for wearing strange clothes and playing games. Good stuff!

And then there are all the terrible videos on YouTube. Good lord there is a lot of crap on there.

I salute you!!! If you are one of these bored individuals that has no life....I salute you!!! You great wastes of space....I want to be like you. Oh, wait, I am like you, because I'm posting this stupid blog about you. How ironic.

Well, I gotta go.....gonna work on my "I Hate Kenny G" website. I also hate people that play characters named Kenny G in role playing games.

Something's Up With Jack

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone up there, locked away inside
Never says a word, hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack



Hello my little droogs. Good golly good morning to you. Have you been worried about your pretty little boy Brian and his fun elastic waistband pants? Don't worry --- he's fine. There have been some turbulant times over the last few months. A lot of things have changed. I lost a grandfather. I quit smoking. I launched a website. I received a promotion. There are almost too many things changing for me to list. It has been crazy.

Some people are scared of change.

It's really a shame. Those that are scared of change will be left behind. Those that don't embrace the future will become relics of the past. Those that sit still will begin to grow moss and they will be forgotten. I don't want to be one of these.

I'll be pushing forward with more activity over the next few months. Euphonic Dissonance will be bringing you more exciting blogs dealing with extremely cool things that the members of ED do in their illustrious lifestyles. There will be video blog as well as text blogs (for those of you who know how to read). There will be new music and new music videos. Oh...and don't forget....the new TECH MESSIAH album is coming. We've already released the song Black & White. The song 1984 is almost finished and we have 2 if not 3 songs still in the oven. This album is going to be hot. Don't miss a single moment of its inception.

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Big Brother Is Watching

For proper inspiration one should listen to the Ministry song "Faith Collapsing" from their The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste album. In this world of wire tapping and cameras watching your every move - well, I can't imagine anything more interesting to write a song about. This track is almost finished and should be posted soon.

1984

© 2008 Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

should have paid attention

when the corporations shut our mouths

tied us to a chair

and turned the lights out

in god we trust

on the tit of the government

we suck

pay attention to the screen

remember what you've seen

in god we trust

god i hope they remember us

in god we trust

in god we trust

and they say to hell with it

they say oh to hell with it

here comes a candle

to light you to bed

can't express our point of view

you know exactly what to do

just keep it bottled in

don't say it, it's a sin

running around in the rat race

gotta save a little face

just keep it bottled in

don't say it – it's a sin

he's not our messiah

we don't have to like it

just pray they don't find us

kick in doors and crush heads

terror swelling to compelling

can't trust the government

in god we trust

where's that getting us

hope you like guns

bullet to each head

fade with defined precision

fade to gray with intention

tuck in tight baby girl

daddy's gonna rule the world

here comes a candle

to light you to bed

here comes a chopper

to chop off your head

iron bars on windows

look at them through the peephole

paranoid delusion

or striking reality

in god we trust

in god we trust

doesn't seem to matter much

worshipping your idols

here comes a candle

choppers overhead

remain standing

do not move until ordered

rest your precious head

caress away the pain

tuck in tight baby girl

daddy's gonna rule the world

We All Worship The Machine

How much time do you devote in your day to prayer unto your false gods? You cannot lie to us and say that you would never do such things. We've been watching you. You spend hours of time worshipping your computer. You decorate your myspace to appease the gods. You seek solace in your cell phone. You take pride in your car. You boast about the size of your television. You wear your thumb drive like jewelry....on a necklace for all to see. You are accused of being a follower of the Tech Messiah. You are accused of telling others of this false religion. Don't try to deny the accusations. Is it not you that preaches almost daily to your friends and family on the benefits of owning an Apple? Was it not you that texted everyone you could possibly think of when you bought your new cell phone? Did you not invite your buddies over to watch the Super Bowl when Best Buy delivered your plasma television? You infect everyone you come in contact with. You fill their heads with dreams of heaven on earth. Salvation at the touch of a button. The washing away of all sin beeming forth from the lcd screen.

© 2008 Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

Stick It In Me All The Way

Roll up your sleeve
Let the wires snake up under your skin
Feel it enter in
Shudder slightly at the prick
It's just a little stick
Close your eyes and curl your toes
The nanobots enter you through the hose
Bring about the most vivid dreams
Finger the spot
Insert the needle
Sweet oblivion waits
He beckons you to be with him
You fade away
Forget the world
Dreaming only of fragrant nectarines and a cool spring breeze
None of this is real
None of it is really what it seems
Don't dwell on such things
Just accept this life
It's so much easier when we medicate
So much easier to hesitate

© 2008 Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

Messed Up My Little Pony

I think we all need a break from the onslaught of bad news coming from the media and government....so here it is. Something cute and yet twisted. I found a picture of one of these delightful trinkets while lurking about on other myspace profiles. Many thanks to Sarah Cyanide for having a pic of one of these creations on her myspace profile. I tracked the picture back to the following artist....her name is Woosie (Lisa Stanley) and her stuff is posted on DeviantART. Check it out at http://woosie.deviantart.com/
My Little Bondage Pony

My Little Wednesday Addams Pony
(with matching headless human doll?)

You can't see me but I'm just giddy over that Wednesday Addams Pony. It comes with a headless human doll. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. How I miss the Addams family. So....I hope that put a better view on things for those that have been feeling down and dreary.

If You've Ever Lived In Oklahoma This Is A Must Read

1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

2. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.

3. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.

4. You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.

5. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

6. You are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this conversation:? "You wanna Coke?"? "Yeah." "What kind?"? "Dr. Pepper."

7. "Vacation" means going to the family reunion.

8. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

9. You measure distance in minutes.

10. You use fix as a verb.? Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store".

11. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

13. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

14. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.

15. You actually "get" these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.

It Lies With The Proles

"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, eighty-five percent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated."

"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious." - George Orwell 1984

Listening to the news (NPR to be exact) I thought of the above lines from that famous book. I recall the prim and proper NPR reporter talking about our self serving government. How a particular official in Washington was doing some such thing strictly to motivate his political career. Gee, what a surprise!!! This line of thinking always leads me to a tragic end. The majority of the populace would never pay attention to such news. It's unimportant to them. They would rather watch American Idol or whatever other reality show is on or popular. God save us if the majority population ever made it past this way of thinking. Then they would no longer be proles. They would begin to pay attention to the important issues. They would overthrow all that is and create a wonderful new world. But this will never happen. The power struggle will never allow it to occur. The elite will always be there to batter these people down....keep them in their place. The public school systems will remain poorly funded. If you don't have loads and loads of money then you will probably end up with an 8th grade level education (did you know that all local newspapers are written on an 8th grade reading level so that the mass populace will understand them).

This blog just angers me. Strangely, it makes me want to go back to college. I don't really care what courses I take....I just enjoy educating myself and I feel sorry for those who don't strive to do the same. They will never be more than they are. They will become stagnant....complacent. Will someone please invent a motivational drug? But even if we had such a drug...would the apathetic people take it?

Weird Things About Brian Copeland of Euphonic Dissonance

Brian's Weird Quiz

This looked like fun but I'm not going to play by the rules that were attached to it. I've never been one to play by the rules.

6 Weird Things/Facts About Me:


1. I have a fetish for women in small round eyeglasses.

2. I'm addicted to coffee.

3. I have ADD and I have a tendency to walk off mid conversation or change gears on people altogether. It's not that I'm not paying attention to you...but......Oh, wow....look at this new Strongbad email I found on Homestar Runner.

4. I secretely have a 300 pound african american woman trapped inside me and she really hates being inside a skinny white boy. (Okay, I made that one up....or did I?)

5. I'm completely unvisual. I think in words.

6. I really enjoy solitude.

Religion - My God Isn't Your God!!!

Three topics that get peoples attention...politics, religion and sex. Two that get people upset...politics and religion. Well I just did my politics rant so here is my religion rant.

I'm rather tired of everyone's god being the right god. If you don't believe in their particular religion then you are doomed. No, I don't think that this outlook will ever change. I don't believe that my god is the right god. Yes, I do believe there is a god (call him by whatever name you wish). Statistically speaking it isn't probable that the world would exist without one. The god I believe in encompasses all the world, all the races, all religions. He has taken many forms in many different parts of the world. He has tried to spread his message to everyone. Just walk outside your door and you will see him in everything around you.

The human race is to blame for the evils done in god's name. We are a selfish bunch and we want him for ourself. We use his name to fuel our greed. We pray to him to win our wars. We point to him when we want to degrade a sect of people we don't agree with. This can't be avoided. As long as humans exist this will always be the way things are in the world.

A select few will see past the lies and deceit of human religion. They will see a loving god that accepts all equally. A god that doesn't live in just one church. A god that is there for all. If you are a part of organized religion I have no qualms with you as long as you understand that your religion is not the only acceptable religion. As long as you don't believe that your religion is the only gate into heaven.

If you believe that your religion is the only correct religion and those that don't know your teachings and beliefs will certainly burn in hell then consider this:

What of isolated tribes that were never exposed to religion until the Christians came to teach them. They were broken off from the outside world. Before they heard the words of Christianity.....were they lost? Almost all of the tribes had a religion of their own making before the Christians came. Was it the wrong religion? Was their god/gods wrong? Surely this cannot be true. The bible teaches that we shall find god in the things around us. They had already found him. They didn't need someone to come along and tell them they were wrong. They were already saved.

I'll wait for replies and then perhaps I will rant some more.

I Love Little Girls!!!

If you don't want to read the lyrics scroll down for the rant

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When theyre around they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior
They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too
They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh its a mistake
Uh oh Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare too . . .
And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

Oingo Boingo

AND NOW MY RANT

Why is it that when someone writes about rape it's okay but if a musician writes a song about the same topic they must be a rapist? An interview in the paper with a cop killer is okay but if someone puts it in a song they're album is pulled from the shelves. Funny how we jump to conclusions. Music can tell a story just like any other form of art. Musicians often express personal issues in their music but we have also been known to speak on the world around us. And why not write it from the perspective of the person doing wrong? It's an exercise to make us all think. What's going through the mind of the rapist, child molester, murderer, social deviant, etc...etc? We all want to know. We all sit back and wonder what motivates these people to do the things they do. Is it a chemical imbalance? Were they raised this way? Or didn't something just snap one day? And if something just snapped could it happen to me? I remember watching a show about women in prison (and no it wasn't a porn). There was a girl in prison for beating her friend to death with a baseball bat. When they asked her why she did it she said, "I just wanted to see what it would be like. I just wanted to see what would happen."

I'm glad the we live in a country that allows us to speak freely about anything we want. I think we should fight anyone that is trying to take that right away. There are a lot of things wrong with this country but we have some power just through our ability to speak our minds. Government cannot have total control as long as we have this right. I believe that the printed word is sacred....regardless of the contents!!! I think it's funny how the christian right are always looking to pull certain books from libraries but no one would hear of it if I turned around and said the bible should be pulled from the shelves because "Song of Solomon" is pornographic. So many contradictions and so little time. Here's just a small sampling of the aforementioned (straight out of the holy bible).

1. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.


2. Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon.


3. A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed.


4. Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,


5. Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices:


6. A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon.


7. Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

And who doesn't love a girl who has two young roes that are twins?

Doctor Laura Believes Fags Should Die

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I
morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

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ED's New Blog

Well, here it is in all of it's glory. The new site for Euphonic Dissonance blogs. It opens with the launch of the newest webpage from the EDs. Glad you could join us. Be sure to leave lots and lots of words and sentences on this site. Over the next few days I will be posting some of our previous blogs so that should keep everyone occupied for awhile. You'll get to comment on them all over again.....hmmm.....somehow that sounded naughty.

Oh, if you haven't checked us out already.....look us up on iTunes. Download a song while you're there.