Scientists discover the Tech Messiah link to Apple computers

Scientists have accidentally unearthed the Tech Messiah plot and they don't even know they did it. To read about the Tech Messiah story CLICK HERE.



Is it possible that Apple computers could be involved in the Tech Messiah takeover? A recent discovery by British neuroscientists certainly seems to verify such suspicions. Having performed a brain scan on an Apple zealot, these neuroscientists declared that Apple was a religion! The neuroscientists had previously scanned brains of the religiously faithful and saw markedly similar results.

CLICK HERE to read original article - Scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious



So yet another sign in the coming apocalypse and rising new order of the Tech Messiah has been delivered unto us all. We can choose to prepare or we can sit back and wait to become mindless zombies in the service of The Messiah. It's your choice. Think about it before you pick up that iPhone. You only have to come in contact with the device just once and Apple's specially designed nanotech virus will seep through your skin and turn you into one of them.



Do us all a favor and smash your iPhone now before it's too late!!!! Don't be fooled by the ease of use and reliability - it's only there to lure you in and take over your brain.

Don't want to smash your iPhone? Well, Euphonic Dissonance have a solution for you. Click the picture of the iPod below and you will be transported to our iTunes account. There you can download our progressive industrial music. We have secretly embed a anti-nanotech neuro-blocking rotating frequency that will sever you from the Tech Messiah's mind control signal. You can then enjoy our music and live your life again.

Pictures Of The Apocalypse

Brian of Euphonic Dissonance with visions of the oncoming apocalypse -

If you like pictures of the END OF THE WORLD then you are going to love this blog. Euphonic Dissonance shares cool pictures they found on the internet while doing research for the TECH MESSIAH apocalypse project. Incredibly inspiring images that have fueled our creative endeavors.



A beautiful female cello player to lull us into oblivion.



A suicide bomber with nothing left to lose.



A seemingly empty room - full of dirty, long dead memories.



The fembot gets a tuneup.



The future of the majestic horse.



And in the final stages - societal downfall.

Like them? Yeah, we do to. Leave comments if you're inspired.

Want to hear the music these pictures have inspired? Then click the iPod below.

Vaccinations : Really Zombie Mind Control

Ask yourself the following question: Is it possible that a secret organization might be trying to reprogram your internal matrix by adding nanotechnology to your vaccinations and flu shots? Could that ever happen?



No! Sounds silly doesn't it? But then you start to think about how the FDA keeps failing the american people and you begin to wonder. You look at the destroyed economy - the world collapsing around you - driving by so many empty buildings - entire towns looking like desolate zombie wastelands. When will this madness end??!!! And then you start to think it just might be possible - someone could place subtle messages delivered to our lazy human brains inside a syringe allowing it to be injected directly into our bodies via the common flu shot. The flu shot that the media keeps telling you is absolutely essential for your survival. Why are they in such a hurry? What's their motivation?

And then the birds begin to fall from the sky - dead!!! And then the fish. And then you read this...

From The Bohol Standard Tagbilaran City, Bohol, Philippines

WARNING: Drug Cartel behind spread of HINI Virus?

**World leading drug-industry investigators have uncovered stunning documents proving an international drug ring, operating from New York City, is behind the H1N1 swine flu fright and vaccination preparations.

Dr. Leonard G. Horowitz, America's leading consumer health expert, and Sherri Kane, an investigative journalist, have released shocking proof in legal affidavits that leaders of a private global biotechnology "trust" are behind everything you ever heard about pandemic flu, including its origin and alleged prevention via vaccinations. Their documents, being sent by attorneys to the FBI this week, evidence powerful industrialists are operating a crime ring within the "Partnership for New York City " (PNYC), and are behind the pandemic's creation, media persuasions, vaccination preparations, and health official promotions seen everywhere from supermarkets to health clinics.**

And then you stop and realize that the war has already begun. The Tech Messiah is inside of everyone. Anyone who has received a inoculation or injection of any kind can now be remapped - redesigned - reprogrammed. They can be turned into Nano Controlled Zombies at the flip of a switch.

Scary, huh? Let's all take a moment to relax - sit back and enjoy the soothing sounds of progressive industrial band Euphonic Dissonance. Now take a deep breath - try to focus - cause we gotta get more ammo before the zombies arrive.

First TECH MESSIAH ZOMBIE seen in Louisiana

Euphonic Dissonance brings you the hot breaking news from the front of the TECH MESSIAH conflict.

We now have pictorial evidence of the existence of TECH MESSIAH zombies. This first picture was taken in Louisiana. We call these poor creatures INQUISITOR ZOMBIES. Their only purpose in life is to expose those who don't support the TECH MESSIAH movement. Bringing heretics back to council so that they can be brought to confession.



This picture was caught on a hunter's deer-cam. He chooses to remain anonymous but says the pic was taken on a reserve in Berwick near Morgan City. The viewer says the cam itself was busted when it was found, but the SIM card was still in it and so was this image. CLICK HERE to see the original news blog.

As the Tech Messiah rises you can expect to hear more of these sitings in the future. We will keep you updated on all these new events as they unfold. Thanks for reading our blog and be sure to download our music so that you'll have it to listen to during the apocalypse.

THE WALKING DEAD - can't turn away from this apocalypse drama

Brian of Euphonic Dissonance rambles on about one of his favorite subjects - ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

Zombies have finally reached our television in the form of an amazing series. With the creation of AMC's -THE WALKING DEAD we now get to see how insane people can really become in the event of zombie attack and the subsequent end of the world. Yeah, the show is a bit like a soap opera (Dark Shadows with zombies instead of vampires) but the catch with this soap opera - everyone dies!!! And yeah, they do come back from the dead - just like in soap operas - but in this instance they're frikkin' zombies and they want to feast on your succulent flesh.

Just a quick aside - in reference to Dark Shadows - I hear that Tim Burton is working on a Dark Shadows Movie. This movie is going to be amazing and that's why I should probably keep this short and just write about it in a separate blog. More on that later. Subscribe to our blog to keep up with stuff.

The Walking Dead gives us an inside look at the breakdown in social order that would occur if the world was overcome by zombie infestation. Fans of the old school George Romero style of slow-ass moving zombies will love this show. No tweaker zombies in this piece. Those things freak me out. It's much easier to shoot the slow zombies and I won't spill my drink while I'm doing it.

Recently Frank Darabont the producer/director of this great new series fired the entire writing staff. They're going into the second season with plans to assign scripts to freelancers. Seems this worked for the British show Torchwood. Well Frank - I hate to point this out to you but this is frikkin' AMERICA and your on a station who's acronym means American Movie Classics. Hearing this - I can't help but be worried for the future of this show.

We're working on a zombie inspired song that is as of yet untitled but we're going to give you a little taste with this rough draft of the lyrics. Enjoy.

Zombie Song - rough draft lyrics with tentative title

© 2010 - Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

Verse 1

A pattern of unusual illness
The news warned us
No one listened
A communicable disease they said
Person to person they said
Fluid - skin - inhalation they said
Symptoms within then minutes
We've gotta get out of here
Full infestation in fifteen
Gotta get out of here
Spread of contamination
Rise in investigation
Fever, fatigue, cough, chest pain
Then you change
It's happening everywhere
A nationwide scare
Bioelectric robotic microsurgery
Nano-machines in living cells
And I don't want to change
Don't want to be one of those things

Verse 2

Pack food, water, supplies
They run fast
Gotta keep it light
Only the things we need to survive
Flashlight, first aid kit, army knife
Lots of guns and ammo
Maybe steal us a sweet ride
Batteries and hand crank radio
Gotta stay alive
Mostly travel at night
Sneak around
Stay out of sight
We should have seen this coming
Should have seen the signs
Many gave themselves freely
To be redesigned
With promises of better lifestyle
Better health
Better living
We took it all in stride
Now we struggle to survive
Civilization takes a dive
Afraid I'm losing my mind
They try to get in from the outside
Move to higher ground
Find a place to hide
Hermetical seal
Board up the windows
Lock ourselves inside
Synthetic technology
Reprogram your thinking
Oh babe, I don't want to change
Don't want to be one of those things

Hook

Dance
I'm on fire
And this city will burn

© 2010 - Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

Well, hope you like that rough draft of our new zombie song lyrics. Gotta work on a third verse for this song soon. Here's the track it will be associated with...

CLICK HERE to hear Euphonic Dissonance's new ZOMBIE SONG - rough draft and tentative title

Well, that's all for now. So what do you think? Is THE WALKING DEAD  the best zombie series ever or do you think we should put an axe into it's head and put it down permanently?

INSIDE STUDIO - Hear Two New Unfinished Songs

Haven't posted anything from the Tech Messiah recording sessions in awhile so we thought we would give you some of the newest stuff that we're working on. Here's a couple of brand spankin' new tracks that need a whole lot of work. They aren't complete songs yet so there will be a rather abrupt fadeout when they end but we wanted to give you something juicy and let you know that we are still hard at work on this album. Give them a listen and then tell us what you think.

EuphonicDissonanceUnfinishedTrack1

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The first track - love where that one is going. The second track - not so much so but it might grow on us. Please give us your opinion on these new songs. Thanks. Love you all.

Digital Tragedy strikes Euphonic Dissonance

Brian brings terrible news from inside the Euphonic Dissonance recording studio.

Somehow we have lost the multi-track master for the song Black & White. It's our tribute song to David Bowie referencing his popular 1969 song Space Oddity . In our song Major Tom finally returns to earth after some 30 years in space.

Yesterday I was going to remaster this particular track only to find out I couldn't find it on the harddrive. After feverishly searching our database I've determined that it just doesn't exist anymore. Probably a simple user error that accidentally deleted the file. The last time the file had been accessed was way back in 2007 and our back-up only goes back one year.

CLICK HERE to listen to BLACK & WHITE

What does this all mean? Well, we obviously have the original finished song or I wouldn't have been able to post it into this blog for your listening pleasure. However, it's the original Sonar files that have been deleted so now we have no way of fixing the mix, changing vocals or editing guitar parts. Looks like this on the computer -



It gives us the ability to manipulate each individual part of the song and in the case of "Black & White" we can no longer do that.

ALL IS NOT LOST!!! This has been a lesson in learning to let go and understanding how to work with what we still have. We still have the basic music bed that contains the drums and probably bass part of the song. Someday we'll be able to build on that and basically recreate the song. Also, before the tracks were lost we created a live mix so we will be able to perform this song in our live shows. It is a setback but it will not stop us from completing the TECH MESSIAH album and we will continue forward with our stage show plans. We'll just have to come back to "Black & White" later and when we do I imagine it will sound quite different so enjoy this mix while you can because it's the only one like it in existence.

The crying is over and we move on. Thanks for being such supportive fans. We love you all.

Welcome to OUR APOCALYPSE

Brian tells us our future. It's one where everyone wears crazy leather outfits.

Doing research on apocalypse movies and came across this great old poster.



What a great outfit. The law has never looked so good. All that tight leather. I so want to wear this outfit for a stage show.

Yes, before Mel Gibson came to be known as just a racist, hatemonger - he was an unknown and upcoming actor. This is the movie that made his career.

Mad Max is a 1979 Australian dystopian action film directed by George Miller and written by Miller and Byron Kennedy. The film's starring role is played by the then relatively unknown Mel Gibson. Its narrative based around the traditional western genre, Mad Max tells a story of breakdown of society, murder, and vengeance. It became a top-grossing Australian film and has been credited for further opening up the global market to Australian New Wave films. The film was also notable for being the first Australian film to be shot with a widescreen anamorphic lens. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Max)



If you like apocalypse movies and you haven't seen this movie then you are missing out. This started the triology. The next two movies are THE ROAD WARRIOR and MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME. Way to keep the titles consistent guys!!! According to wikipedia there is a fourth installment under production. I'm looking forward to seeing Mad Max 4: Fury Road.
Yeah, somehow I doubt Mel Gibson will be in this one. Not because he's too old but because he's a racist hatemonger.....and he's too old. Sorry Mel.... hatemonger.

Come on guys - just give Mel a small cameo in it somewhere. There were movie producers willing to use Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) after masturbating publicly in an adult theater. However, somehow I see a big divide between being PUBLICLY RACIST and PUBLICLY PLEASURING YOURSELF!!! Call me crazy. Hollywood probably won't make that same distinction. Maybe they will just CG him in like they did Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation.

And you wonder why I want to see this world burn?



Maybe Pee Wee was watching a movie with these girls in the movie.



That's some good nerd toss-off material there. Seeing as how nerds rule the world - I imagine there's a lot of this going around. Has anyone found porn with Seven of Nine, Kathryn Janeway and T'Pol in a threesome? It's not for me - It's for a friend.

Here are some new designs we're working on for the TECH MESSIAH project. Can you guess what they are - or rather what they were before we photoshopped the hell out of them?





Expect to see this symbol in future productions from the Euphonic Dissonance Secret Lab of World Destruction.

New Computer and New Song that's about Computers

Euphonic Dissonance updates us on the recording of the TECH MESSIAH album.

After a couple of weeks without our master recording computer we are finally back up and running again. Had to replace a motherboard and reinstall everything so now we're upgraded from Windows XP to Windows 7. We're living in the future now!!! Here's a picture of the new board for all you TECH NERDS that get off on this kind of stuff.



Dual Core AMD Opteron Processor 180 2.41GHz
1.75 GB of RAM
3 Terabytes of Disk Space
Windows 7 OS

We call it the HYPERDEATHRAY system. This is the main hub for a network of 5 other systems that we use in the studio. Sexy....isn't it?

Now that the main system is back up and running we are able to bring you new material from our upcoming album. We are almost finished with the track called STUTTERING COMPUTER. How ironic that when we're working on a track called Stuttering Computer - midway through the production the computer dies!!! What the hell is that all about? Well, it's almost finished with the exception of final mixdown and mastering. Hope you like the new song.

CLICK HERE TO HEAR the Revised Version of STUTTERING COMPUTER

CLICK HERE TO HEAR the Revised Version of STUTTERING COMPUTER

Be sure to leave a comment and tell us what you think of the new song. Thanks. Much love to all of you. If you want to download more music check out the banner below.

BRAND NEW SONG - Stuttering Computer

* Brian talks about the newest Euphonic Dissonance song - Stuttering Computer *



CLICK HERE to hear STUTTERING COMPUTER

When I looked up my birth month and year on wikipedia I discovered two things that occurred that I found very interesting:
1. The UNIX Programmer's Manual was published.
2. Intel released the world's first microprocessor, the Intel 4004.

It has been said that I teethed on a computer. Now I realize just how true that statement was. The first microprocessor was built only a few days after I was born. I now feel I'm the one that might bring about SKYNET (an artificially intelligent system which became self-aware and revolted against its creators in the TERMINATOR movie series).

Actually, upon discovering these interesting date related facts I found myself even more driven to finish the TECH MESSIAH project. I was born to do this. While other musical groups are getting away from the computer I'm fully embracing it. Caressing it. Making love to it.

However, there are times when you just want all the technology in the world to just go away. Every device out there has it's subtle quirks that drive us all crazy.
"My new iPhone app isn't working!"
"You'll need to reboot the server."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Why is my printout stuck in the queue?"
"PC Load Letter? What the f*ck does that mean?"
All this and much more inspired me to create the song Stuttering Computer.

The hook isn't finished but I'll be getting to that soon enough. I wanted to create an androgynous sounding computer voice for the verses and I think you'll find what I came up with to be very interesting.

Hope you like it. Leave sexy comments saying what you think of this new song.

CARESS DYSTOPIA

CARESS DYSTOPIA

by Brian Copeland of EUPHONIC DISSONANCE

* a scene from the TECH MESSIAH project *

Embrace. Snuggle up to dystopia. Accept the role that life gives you. Find your box – your hole – your rut – crawl into it.



There is no originality in anything you do. There is nothing individual about anything you choose. Look at me - every hair in place - every fucking day - every mindless fucking day. Enough condescending speeches to last a lifetime. Sometimes you just don’t seem to know your place. You wiggle in your chair. Twist your finger round the edge of your pencil. ARE YOU A DREAMER??!!! PAY ATTENTION WHEN i’m TALKING TO YOU!!!!

welcome to the real world

Would it be too much to ask? Could you just pay attention long enough to learn where you belong? Look at the history we’ve created. Blind faith in leadership – signs of quality – proper categorization. Look at this great nation. Breathing fire and gasoline. Gotta scrub real hard to keep her clean. Love god, cherry pie and rock & roll. You’ve got no other place to go.

you might want to have a seat

The DOCTOR will see you now. Your eyes seem to wander. You have trouble concentrating on your routine. I know what you need. I like to throw out random acronyms and eponyms because I get paid by the word and you don’t know what they mean. We’re going to fix you. You have a disease. We used to drive nails into your skull with hammers but now we just give you these –



Take the pretty colors – let them slide on down – and soon you’ll stop being obscene.

ASSIMILATION - TECH MESSIAH promo A SUCCESS

A very special thanks to all our friends at ASSIMILATION in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This is absolutely the best DARK DANCE event in the area. We talked to a lot of people and made new friends. Here's some great video footage of the event.

We had a lot of fun and we look forward to the next ASSIMILATION. They do this event every month so don't miss the next one. Thanks again to everyone who helped make this event such a success. Love you all.

Upcoming TECH MESSIAH TOUR promotional events

EUPHONIC DISSONANCE's  first promotional event at the DISCO BLOOD BATH in Oklahoma City was a huge success. Thanks to everyone for an incredible evening. If anyone has pictures or video of this event will you please let us know so we can link or post to them. Thanks.

Now we return home to Tulsa, Oklahoma for one of our favorite events - ASSIMILATION on 6/26/2010.
The Marquee 222 N Main St Tulsa Oklahoma, 74103



Sarah and Brian are  going to be there promoting the upcoming TECH MESSIAH tour. Meet them there for a chance to get a FREE MUSIC DOWNLOAD CARD (4 full length mp3 songs absolutely free on internet - includes unreleased material) and/or a EUPHONIC DISSONANCE BUTTON.



Everyone loves buttons.

Just four days after that they will be back at the Marquee for the  PROJECT PITCHFORK CONCERT on 6/30/2010.
The Marquee 222 N Main St Tulsa Oklahoma, 74103



Should be giving the same stuff away at that event if supplies last. So don't miss these upcoming events!!! Hope to see you there.