Wednesday, December 30, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - BUM BUM track now called MINISTRY OF HATE

Brian reports on the recording of the TECH MESSIAH album.....

If you've been paying attention you will know that I've been working on this little track temporarily titled BUM BUM. Well, it finally has lyrics and a proper name. This track will now be known as MINISTRY OF HATE and here are the lyrics which I hope to be recording to vocals very soon.

MINISTRY OF HATE


© 2009 Euphonic Dissonance

Verse 1


Clinically adjusted
Obedient and trusted
Hearts in mainline
Critically designed
I fashion you to be one of us
I pattern you to be one of us
Step back in line
Lock step in time
Identify now what you are
We know he’s observing
Our way of life he’s preserving
I fit you in to be one of us
I fix you to be part of us

Verse 2


Hook up – Jack in
Just a taste - Then you’ll feel embraced
We fashion you to be one of us
We pattern you to be one of us
Flashing lights captivate you
Find yourself passing through
Formation in time
Lock step in line
We know he’s monitoring
To him we cling
We fit you in to be one of us
We fix you to be one with us
Can’t you feel it slipping in
Piercing through your skin
We fashion you to be one of us
We pattern you to be part of us

Verse 3


How frail is the human eye
How small is our piece of pie
But that’s about to change
Nothing will ever be the same
We fashion you to be all of us
We pattern you to be one with us
Step back in line
Lock step in time
We look the same
We act the same
I force you till you’re one with us
I fix you to be all of us
Our heart’s receiving
In him believing
We know he’s observing
Our way of life preserving
I’ll kick your head in till you’re one with us
I’ll beat you down till you’re part of us

Hook


You belong here
Welcome to the Ministry of Hate
Our mission is quite clear
We are the Ministry of Hate
Those people there – they don’t look straight
Introduce them to the Ministry of Hate
We belong here
Hello from the Ministry of Hate
Our goal is crystal clear
We are the Ministry of Hate
Only safe thing to do is discriminate
Show them freaks the Ministry of Hate
YOU'RE TYPE WE DON’T TOLERATE !!!!!
Well.....there you go. Another fine song with lyrics attached to it. Very angry lyrics that I'm not entirely sure I like. Matter of fact I may just scrap the hook completely. I like the verses but I hate the hook. I just don't know....

I'll sleep on it and decide tomorrow. You should give me  input on this one. Do you think I'm too preachy? That's funny...I'm working on an album about a friggin' Tech Messiah and I'm worried about sounding preachy in my songs.


Monday, December 28, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - BUM BUM track will have lyrics soon

Brian reports from inside the studio working on the TECH MESSIAH album....

Writing lyrics is probably my most unfavorite thing about the songwriting process. I have to listen to the track over and over and over and over before I can get an idea of what I want to do and by then I'm sick of it. AAAAIIIGGGGHHHH!!!!

Also, I always feel like I'm screwing the song up somehow by adding my voice. Yeah, that's probably a silly hangup but I have it regardless.

Yeah, I'm working on lyrics for a track that is currently titled "Bum Bum" because I'm too lazy to give it a proper title just yet. I love this one. It's all from the perspective of good little "Tech Messiah" soldiers who are willing to march off to war at any moment. Do you feel outcast? Do you need a place to belong? Join the TECH MESSIAH YOUNG PEOPLE'S ALLIANCE and you will find a place where you belong.

Soon as I'm finished with the lyrics I'll be nice and post them.....that is if I don't lose my mind from listening to this track for the millionth time.

Okay, here's just a snippit to wet your appetite.

Clinically adjusted
Obedient and trusted
Hearts in mainline
Critically designed
I fashion you to be one of us
I pattern you to be one of us
© Euphonic Dissonance 2009

More next time.....


Friday, December 25, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - TECH MESSIAH track is in FINAL STAGE

Brian reports on the TECH MESSIAH song.....

Decided to save this one for Christmas day. Thought it could be everyone's Christmas surprise. The suspense is killing you....isn't it? Well, don't worry.....I won't make you wait to open your present. Here it is.....the TECH MESSIAH song is finally pretty much finished. There's some final mixing that needs to be done but essentially this track is a keeper.

CLICK HERE to hear TECH MESSIAH Rises with Vocal


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Okay, I will probably add a second layer of vocals to this track but only to reinforce the hook. This will be the last release of this song before it goes to album so make sure you save this one to your precious little mp3 players cause this shit is gold!

Love you all and Merry Christmas (or insert whatever holiday suits you)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - Tech Messiah REBORN with fancy new robot voice

Brian Copeland here with more news from inside Aromatone Studios. More progress on the TECH MESSIAH album.

The verses in the TECH MESSIAH song are finally finished. Our robotic messenger tells us about our silicon savior and how to pray to our new love and lord. As I pointed out in a previous blog....this one reminds me so much of the track SHEEP by PINK FLOYD from the ANIMALS album. There is a lot of irony in this discovery. The ANIMALS album is supposed to be loosely based on George Orwell's book "Animal Farm" and the TECH MESSIAH album is loosely based on the book "1984" by the same author. Very interesting. And both tracks have spiritual readings done through a vocoder. Also very interesting.

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CLICK HERE to hear TECH MESSIAH REBORN

Now that you have heard this fine new track tell us what you think.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Sarah's New star ;)

Inside the studio with Sarah Star

Listen

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Familiar eyes stair back at me In so many people I see, who are we, the second coming, here as many? Visitors from other shores? Genetically elevated eyes to see above the stars and into our own souls? Whatever, wherever, whenever... we are here.  We have no idea what we hold in our own hearts but we feel it there, pulsing to express to grow, to be more… to connect to the lost ones found in these glory years.  Our wandering is over… our becoming is at hand.

Sincerely,

Sarah Star

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Monday, November 30, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - New progress on the "Tech Messiah" song

Brian here reporting in from today's recording session.

Finally we hear the teachings of the Tech Messiah delivered by a speaker with a sexy metallic voice. So put on your headphones and let the soothing sounds of his golden throat wash over you. If you are really good the sounds might activate the sleeper technology the government has placed inside of you via vaccination.

CLICK HERE to hear the latest version of TECH MESSIAH

Hope you like the new track.

And here is something new that I don't think I've posted. Sarah took the picture and I put our savior into the equation.

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Monday, November 23, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - Sarah Star's new music

Something new I've been working on... I'll get back 2 '3' at some point ;)

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Feel free to rip it; incomplete version.. soon to be complete! I'll post lyrics if requested. Enjoy!

Sarah Star

Sarah Star

INSIDE STUDIO – This one inspired by ARCADE FIRE - recording of the TECH MESSIAH album

Brian Copeland - Nov 23, 2009

A progress update for our fans. Here is an updated version of the track "Snare In The Arcade". It has quite a different feel with the organ part added in the verses. Hope everyone likes the direction this song is taking and please leave us a comment and share your feelings on this new track.

CLICK HERE - SNARE IN THE ARCADE Take Two

Hopefully you hear more of the Arcade Fire influence to this song now that the organ is there.

There are a couple of songs that are going to need vocals soon. I'm going to have to sit down and write lyrics soon. You might find me hiding out in a local coffee house with headphones on and a notepad in my hands. I find it best to get out of the studio when I'm writing lyrics. Gives me a new perspective I suppose.

I've got the television on in the background while I'm writing this and I just have to interject and say that Bon Jovi is playing on the Ellen show. Ah the soothing smooth rock of Bon Jovi. I just love saying "slippery when wet".

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May have some more material to post but I'm gonna make you wait for it. Expect more very soon.


Sunday, October 25, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - Lastest PRE-RELEASED track from the TECH MESSIAH album

For now I'm calling this one Snare In The Arcade because it's strongly inspired by the works of Arcade Fire ... although you can't really tell just yet. Wait until I get the organs in there....then you'll see just what I'm getting at.

CLICK HERE to hear SNARE IN THE ARCADE

It's been a busy day and I have new material to prove it. This track is brand new and very rough but I'm letting you hear it regardless.

Ah, sipping a cup of coffee ... enjoying this cool weather .... and posting new music to the internets. This is what life is all about. Hope you like our newest track. Check back often to hear the latest from the TECH MESSIAH project.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Two new TECH MESSIAH tracks

Here are two fresh new jams from the TECH MESSIAH recording sessions. These tracks don't have proper titles just yet but they will soon enough.

This first track has been tentatively titled ZippityZipZip. I really like this one. It sounds extremely rough at this stage but you can hear why it's alluring to me.

Click Here To Hear ZippityZipZip

The second track isn't so alluring to me but I think it has potential. Or maybe I'll just shove it off into the distance for effect.....I don't know....it's too early in the morning to make these huge decisions. Here's the track

Click Here To Hear Tech Jazz

We are working hard to get the secondary recording computer back online so that production will be ramped up.


Sunday, October 4, 2009

New TECH MESSIAH track – Called BUM BUM part 2

Yes, the flagship Euphonic Dissonance recording computer has been brought back from a viral illness. It's so clean and pretty. We are back into the recording process and here is what we've done today.

Added a guitar part to the verses in the track temporarily titled Bum Bum. My thumb is killing me from playing guitar but it was worth it. Finally figured out how to automate the wah wah effect. It sounds so cool. Here it is....

CLICK HERE TO HERE THE NEW SONG - BUM BUM

Be sure to leave a comment and tell us if you like it.



Wednesday, September 16, 2009

New TECH MESSIAH track - Called BUM BUM

Another new track in the works. This one almost got away from me and I apologize for not having it posted sooner but I experienced some technical difficulties when working on it. Those have been fixed now and here is the saved product. I love where this track is going. It's so bumpin'.

CLICK HERE to hear the new Euphonic Dissonance track BUM BUM

Yeah....again....I really like the direction of this one. The drums in the verse have such a hip hop feel and I really love that. Remind me of Cypress Hill. Be sure to leave a comment and tell us what your impression is.


Sunday, September 13, 2009

FatAss WiFi American Nation - Poetry Slams - Randomness

Sitting in bed - in the bedroom - with the lights off - the air conditioner on full blast - it's a rainy day outside - I'm listening to Imogen Heap's new album "Ellipse" -----and as far as I'm concerned --- this is what makes life worth living. I love how technology allows me to access any album I want to hear from any computer in my house via the wonders of WI-FI. I hereby thank my fore fathers (and mothers...no one ever says anything about the fore mothers) for allowing me to live a life of such excess. It's good to be a fat lazy american. I appreciate the life god has given me and I don't thank him nearly enough for the blessings he bestows on me.

I like to listen to another artists work before I begin to work on music. I find it gives me a sense of direction. I'm not exactly sure where this Imogen Heap album is directing me but I'm really thrilled that I heard her say LEGOLAND EMPIRES just now in the lyrics of the song "EARTH" track 4. Ah, I want to build my own LEGOLAND EMPIRE. I want to hide away there and just play with legos all day long.

I'm finding it very hard to let go of my recluse lifestyle. I like shutting myself off from the rest of the world for long periods of time. It allows me time to find myself again. However, I'm pretty sure I found myself a long time ago. I just don't want to leave the safety of the fold. I did go out recently though. I attended a poetry slam with newest Euphonic Dissonance band mate Sarah Star. Quite a delightful scene they have going at the Agora coffee house. What a incredible outpouring of angry - jagged poetry. It was like an emotional roller coaster ride through my soul. Being a musician and a lyricist I have always been fascinated with the design and execution of poetry. This should be no surprise - I did start reading Shakespeare about the same time I hit puberty. Good lord I was a messed up child. Now I'm a messed up adult. Why is it the world continues to change but I remain the same. I suspect the squids have something to do with it.

Meanwhile at the Agora coffee house..... an honorable mention goes out to poets Seth Walker and Claire Collins. Wow, way to rock the house with some amazing use of the english language.

Seth Walker delivers a message that you just can't ignore even if you don't necessarily agree with it.




Somehow I seriously doubt he gives a sh*t if you don't agree with it. I respect that. His delivery is that of a good novel ..... here in lies that emotional rollercoaster ride I mentioned earlier. I almost cried when he read the open letter to his little brother who was thinking of joining the Navy. By the by ..... Seth ain't too cool with the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and he definitely makes that clear. He's traveling across are great nation with a message for every american and near as I can tell one of those messages is "WAKE THE FU*K UP YOU DUMB ASS LAZY AMERICANS AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE SH*T THAT IS GOING DOWN AROUND YOU". That part of the message I agree with. Check him out at SETHWALKERPOETRY.COM

Now I have to throw a shout out to the poet that invited us to this event. CLAIRE MOTHERFU*KIN' COLLINS is a phenomenal poet that has a delivery that resembles that of a chainsaw buried into your skull. You can tell that she has a message and she'll tear right through you to deliver it.




Hmmm, she seems subdued in that video clip. You're truly missing out. You need to go see her live.

Well, I suppose it's about time I did something productive. Time to take all these influences and put them to work on creations of the Euphonic Dissonance kind. If you're lucky you might hear from me later today with more musical creations from the musical group known as ED. Love you all.


Tuesday, September 1, 2009

1984 - Second Track with an Official Title from the TECH MESSIAH recording project

More music from the zany labs of Aromatone Recording Studio. Enjoy the madcap adventures of our team Euphonic Dissonance as they set out to destroy the evil empire of the TECH MESSIAH.

I haven't really been able to process this track properly. Some things on the computer still aren't fixed but they will be soon. It's just so much more raw this way. It might be a bit more quiet that our usual mixes. Hope you love the new song.

1984 - CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE NEW SONG

And the LYRICS if you enjoy reading stuff...


1984




should have paid attention

when the corporations shut our mouths

tied us to a chair

and turned the lights out

in god we trust

on the tit of the government

we suck

pay attention to the screen

remember what you’ve seen

in god we trust

god i hope they remember us

in god we trust

in god we trust

and they say to hell with it

they say oh to hell with it

here comes a candle

to light you to bed

can’t express our point of view

you know exactly what to do

just keep it bottled in

don’t say it, it’s a sin

running around in the rat race

gotta save a little face

just keep it bottled in

don’t say it – it’s a sin

he’s not our messiah

we don’t have to like it

just pray they don’t find us

kick in doors and crush heads

terror swelling to compelling

can’t trust the government

in god we trust

where’s that getting us

hope you like guns

bullet to each head

fade with defined precision

fade to gray with intention

tuck in tight baby girl

daddy’s gonna rule the world

here comes a candle

to light you to bed

here comes a chopper

to chop off your head

iron bars on windows

look at them through the peephole

paranoid delusion

or striking reality

in god we trust

in god we trust

doesn’t seem to matter much

worshipping your idols

here comes a candle

choppers overhead

remain standing

do not move until ordered

rest your precious head

caress away the pain

tuck in tight baby girl

daddy’s gonna rule the world

© 2008 Euphonic Dissonance / Aromatone Records

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

INSIDE STUDIO - Working on the TECH MESSIAH ALBUM - HEAR NEW TRACKS

Busy busy busy busy busy. Wow, what a creative day this has been. Look at what I have to show for all my sweet labors - an almost finished track which we are calling Tech Messiah 3 for the moment and a fresh concept of something totally new that I've titled New Bass Line (yeah, I didn't spend a lot of time thinking that one up). I have a sneaking premonition that the track titled TECH MESSIAH 3 will probably be the first track of the album. The intro track if you will to this our concept album. Looking forward to finally delivering a finished piece of art to the masses. A long string of events that tell a story of the delivery of the lazy human to a land of thriving technology where you give yourself over to be controlled by the machine. A place where you fall asleep dreaming of jagged metal lips touching your soft skin. We look forward to delivering each and every one of you to your new and rightful place amongst the swarming ** flying ** buzzing ** nonsense ** noise ** bzzz ** bzzz ** bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Here's the tracks.

Tech Messiah 3

New Bass Line

I definitely need more coffee. Not buzzing nearly enough.


Nanotech delivery of Salvation - Be careful which cosmetics you buy

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STOP USING COSMETICS!! MICROWAVE THEM BEFORE USE!!!

Click on the picture to be delivered to an article that will show you the truth about what the government is really working on. They say they are developing new more efficient energy strategies, better health care, a healthier planet - and yet nothing ever seems to get better. Nothing really ever CHANGES!!! The truth is those are all just smoke screens for their real agenda. Soon you all will march lock step to the beat of a new drum. You will be driven to productivity by the constant throbbing inside your skull. They will sell these things to you in the form of cosmetics. They will wash away your sins (and your individuality) with new products developed in the labs of DARPA. George Orwell would have sh*t himself if he had lived to see Big Brother crawl through a humans pours and bury propaganda deep inside the living tissue. Thank god for technology. Praise our Tech Messiah. Soon all will call out to him with devotion and praise because the nanotech has latched onto your brainstem and you have no choice. Beware those with too much power. Beware the social elite because all they want to do is control the sheep.

I repeat .... stop using cosmetics. Microwave them before use - that should kill the nanotechnology inside.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Crunkin' Part 3 - New Song Update from the Tech Messiah Album

Hello my pretty little pretties. How are you today? Well, daddy has been hard at work in the studio and here is some fresh sickness for you.

Crunkin' Part 3 - Damn, It Sounds Pretty Good Now .... Doesn't it?

What did you think? I love the new bass part in the hook. Yummy stuff.

It's almost time for vocals and that means that Crunkin' might actually get a real title soon.


Sunday, August 16, 2009

More Unfinished Songs from the upcoming Tech Messiah album

Here's a new track for our thirsty fans. If you read the last blog that contained the Crunkin' Messiah track you'll hear that it's coming along quite nicely. Almost sounds like an entire song now. Definitely has a feel to it now. I pulled out the old Boss Hyper Fuzz pedal for the guitar in the hook of the song. God that thing sounds great. That don't make that pedal anymore.

CrunkinMessiah2

Be sure to leave a comment and tell us what you think of this track.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Chef Ramsey Will Kick Your Cracker Ass !!!!!

Oh, Chef Ramsey - let me count the ways I love you. I would come up with a really large number.



For those of you that don't enjoy the show Hells Kitchen because you think Gordon Ramsey is to abusive - SCREW YOU!!! You obviously haven't worked in many kitchens....have you? This is often the way things are handled in a restaraunt kitchen. It's a high stress environment and people tend to crack. You're working around extremely hot equipment ... it's a million degrees in a kitchen ..... the ovens don't run cold for god's sake ..... you're racing the clock to get the food out to the customer .... you're sweating and rushing and suddenly you just want to friggin' explode!!!! That's what a commercial kitchen is like. It's nothing like your cozy little kitchen at home. Gordon Ramsey knows how to control that type of environment. It's either shape up right the fu*k now or get your ass out of his kitchen. I respect the man for what he does and judging for the restaurants he owns and the 3 or 4 shows he has on television .... he does it really well.

If you don't like all the cursing on the show ..... it's okay, this is America and in this part of the world we bleep that sh*t out. Cause here in America we don't like no wordy dirds on our programs. We also don't like no girls boobies or vagininie to be shown. However, it's perfectly okay to show gratuitous amounts of violence. We like that here in the good ol' USA - don't we? Hey, Chef Ramsey, next season you should seriously punch someone on your show right in the head .... oh no ..... better yet ...... pull a gun on the person and threaten to shoot them!!! Yes, that would friggin' rock!!!



Isn't that righteous? Little Chef Ramsey ... who thinks this stuff up? You internet people always keep me guessing with your mad cap antics. Well, I've had entirely too much coffee and I'm starting to ramble and make no sense to I'm shutting this blog down immediately. Thank you for joining us today and please support us by clicking on the link below and listening to our music on iTunes.  I'm so looking forward to the next episode of Hell's Kitchen - Long live Gordon Ramsey!!!


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

1, 0, 2... we are the machine!

1-0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1-0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1-0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1-0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9



Numbers continued...  WAKE UP!!!  It's time.


We are the machine, the pure mathematics of the soul… we are individual programs running with the ability to become aware.. to choose to see, (enlightenment); choose to see what direction to move in.  We get feedback from the hologram, the shell surfacing us and we brows the periphery like web-spiders for information.  Others become complacent, stuck, anchored down by the learning and loops and walls and mostly the fear of the unknown, fear of failure.  The only thing that will save us now is to be comfortable in the moment, loosen the straps and safety belts… prepare to jump out and I recommend the sooner the better.   This wave will wash over you sooner or later, if it hasn’t already.

Why is it always darkest before the dawn??  Because this is the moment where light and dark meet. The contrast of extremes creates beauty.  Balance is in the perception of life… our perspective… the rainbow… this is the choice we have, how we choose to see.. then we choose to move. Triangulation of the soul, body, spirit, the trine nature is always present.  The trine nature, duplicated… is life!

Once we choose the middle, only neutrality is possible, mobility and evolution is lost.

The center, (1) is only a starting point, nothing gets accomplished, moved, acted out, expressed… in the middle.  The 1, (One) is the recognition of potential, the act of non-directional momentum, unharnessed energy.   As it expands, more and more exists… momentum without direction being chaos.. which by it’s very random nature, always eventually forms mathematically precise patterns; thereby, always knowing the “areas of freedom”; the circumference creates, or rather IS the 0, (Zero)… which is the foundation of all life and energy; the hologram; information or circumference of the whole.

There is no 1 without the zero, or zero without One… but we can see that the ‘One and Zero’ (via constant vibratory motion), begin to form repeats of patterns over and over again, creating a division of the whole, a layer within… yin yang, polarity, creating “Unity” rather than “Oneness”.  This Unity is balance… The Fractal begins.

A friend’s analogy is a sort of hour glass spinning through the cosmos… the sand playing its part on either side it finds itself on. Using that analogy; floating from one side to the other we’re engaged in the activity, with the mobility to move through and back to the other side.  When anything is in the middle, sticking inflexibly to one state or position, it is immobile, inflexible, stagnate… and so are we.

2, (TWO).. Awareness of SELF.


…is where separation and unity begin via. definition.  Action can be triangulated because three elements now exist… the 1, 0, and 2. 1 is the center focus, the beginning.. 0, the circumference or areas of freedom and 2 the first cell division which brings opportunity for unity rather than oneness…. It all comes down to action, one can not recognize the one unless it becomes 2.  One can only see self if we are looking out of self; without a mirror or division, self perception would not be possible.  Unity would not be possible... until division, movement, growth or expansion is NOT possible.

How hard we try to crawl back into each other, when what we always wanted was to stand side by side, hand in hand, having someone to curl up next to while we experience more of of the diversity and beauty of us.

Nothing can exist without it's full dimensional qualities.  1-0-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1-0------------  This adds another perspective to "All or nothing.." but it's really all AND nothing.  Nothing can be first or last because it always is/was/will be.  One can not exist without the other, ever.... but time is the great organizer,  it shows us the information at the point of triangulation!

More to come on time...

Sweet dreams,

Sarah Star

Chicago Trip 2009 005


Leaving you with...

Moving closer to TIME:: Prequel, MMmm... sweet temptation.



matterEnergy

ChartofMatterandEnergy

Figure 1.1 illustrates how the universe is constructed of imbedded or nested layers of physical structure and dynamics. Molecules are made of atoms, atoms are made of leptons, etc. These are not dimensions existing independent of each other but are intermingled together interpenetrating each other. The lower frequency dimensions or realms of existence are predicated on or effectuated by the higher frequency realms, dimensions, planes or levels. The finer levels are the building blocks of the lower realms. In other words there can be no molecules without atoms; no atoms without electrons; no electrons without photons; no photons without quarks, etc. The structure of these nested realms are held (Keely) to be indentical on all levels much like the imbeddedness of fractal math and images.

reference: http://www.svpvril.com/Cosmology/cosunity1.html#P1s3

http://www.illuminati-news.com/great-whit e-brotherhood.htm

Sunday, July 19, 2009

1... (zero)

Welcome To The first entry of Sarah Stars Journal





Apocalyptic Spew

"Wanna take a ride?"

Have Fun:  http://www.tenthdimension.com/

http://www.2012thesymphony.com/

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What is really going on, in space-time... reality?  Your reality is defined by your Perspective... the triangulation... the rainbow ;) and how intimate that connection is!  How do you move you?

Resetting... we begin and end at the same place... so lets start here....

Chicago Trip 2009 049

Time magazine Hint

4 and 5

0


ZERO



The whole, the everlasting, the only of all, the broadest point of perspective .. of reality, eating ones own tail. The cellular shell, circumference… the hologram of the all… the information, the mystery in a perfect state of revelation… always exists.  Time, timelessness..  Weight, weightlessness, all as pure... unconditional existence... and non-existence, duality contained,....the nature of movement within Phase Space... one movement effects all things,  the fractal nature... (more at another time)

1


ONE



One is the I, The first dimension, the one before and within all.  The one is the beginning, (which is also the end)… It is the first step in any direction, the laser precise clarity, the one calling, one love, one atom, the singular note, the cellular center or nucleus.  One is non-directional momentum....  (more at another time)




More info on 1 & (ZERO) at end of post

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Free At Last

I’ll not know until the end.. and then I will still see ahead as there is no head in the last moment of physical awareness… the lost ones see the last moment and we wreck the lost souls in the blue room of management…. Alone -alone -alone in all things and always together… clarity is not a true statement, how can clarity be anything true and real? Fat lost dog… rolling down the street in the rat race of earths coming- of our coming of the lost who has always been here.

Michael.. the angel, lost a moment to gain it all.  He knew, he knows that more will be gained on the other side.  The moment gained in the lost… in the lost… in the lost lucidity of my mind reaching out to run and fall and fly into your abyss.  Consult your leaders and our angel will be here.  I knew that the last moment would be the perfect time… what is going on??  Who said that the moment was now? Was it us in our lost- last- long moment of lifetimes ago??? Where are we and how are we alive in the now and here of earths history?  How incredible that we are here now and wait… you’re eyes pierce me, you are inside all the moments of my, our life, you are… I am… we are… the last moment.

Release

Fast- hard- real, yet rough to touch and painful to feel.  Free in a box of lies, we release the chain holding our heavy stone to roll and fall until it falls apart becoming particles of dust in the abyss of our lost moments of life.  Reality?  Really? You still believe that we can hold clear a still picture of truth??? We are in flux and movement- always riding waves and particles of dust… star dust breathing in, bathing in, loving in, being in the moment – the moment we predict is the moment we loose all ability to see true.  Relax, we’ve always been here being- breathing- knowing without knowing without knowing without knowing, we know.  Indestructible Christmas piñata… I’ve watched you burst open with songs of broken joy in the last, our moments of penance and prosperity.  Sing to us as we have always been… roll with us in our singular joy…  our solitude of tribal hauntings.  WE are the connection… the synergy of all, the eternal moment seized and finally freed in this, our peak of perfection in all its flaws.

Release me and we gain each other…. Release the world and the world is renewed becoming again… mother.

I’m out of my cage

Mention me in your moment of life, not life… the relapse of momentum is hard to take.  The number 13, the rolling of blasphemy’s whore into your waiting heart… innocence is true, it is real and it deserves reevaluation in this new day of death and life.  Speak to me in the blanket of our lost fever… the rumble of truth and untruth spoken with a word.  I know you saw me, I know you still want to see, but you are getting in the way of yourself… and I’m letting you as I always will.  No fear, we will come around again, we will BE again… love is never lost and we were the most that have ever been.  Have you forgotten me, or are you waiting as I am to follow a path paved in our breath over a millennia of moments which chain together as we always have… moment by moment by moment…  angel by angel, stone by stone-  there need not be an escape… we are freedom… together we are free, the ultimate freedom…. Connection without connection.  Speak to me-  I’m out of my cage.

Sunday June 28th, 3:57am

Sarah Star


~Ah, the end is always the beginning since I am my own destination.  We walk in our own path, so we might as well enjoy both the bliss and madness of our own brilliant game- while we learn again… how to play without effort or judgment…. The key, surrender and be.

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WE are the connection… the synergy of all, the eternal moment seized and finally freed in this, our peak of perfection in all its flaws.

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-The following has been extracted from-

1891 SUPRÊME CONSEIL DE L'ORDRE MARTINISTE

VERSION 1.2 , November 2003 copyright (C) Milko Bogaard



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U N I V E R S A L P E N T A C L E

The Seal of the O*M* is the the symbol of the Universal Pentacle, the Hexagram in a Circle, together with the equilateral Cross and the Hexagon. According to the O*M* it was designed by Saint-Martin as an explanation of the Universe. Here's what Blitz' manual has to say on its symbolism ;



Taken from "Ritual & Monitor of the O:::M::: " , 1896



" God, the First Principle of the Universe, is represented by a Circle, Symbol of Eternity".



"The action of Eternity, passing from latent power into Action, is symbolized by the mystic relation of the center to the circumference; by the radius projected six times around the Circle, which produces the Hexagon, emblemetical of the Six Periods of Creation".



"The central point forms the Seventh Period, that of Rest". (The Center has attracted the upper triangle and the lower triangle, both of which, reacting on one another, have manifested Life -L.C. de Saint-Martin from his book "on Numbers")



"Let us remark that Nature, the Seal of Solomon (represented by the two triangles- one Ascending, One Descending, the currents of Involution and Evolution), does not reach God, but only the Creative Forces emanating from Him. From the center of the Universe to God Himself (Circle) the power of Man originates, uniting the effects of Divinity to the fatalism of Nature in the Unity of his Free Will, symbolized by the Cross, uniting the center of the Universe (Human Soul) to God Himself. This is the explanation of the most complete synthetic figure the genius of Man ever discovered. It explains all the mysteries of Nature, and is true as well in physics as in metaphysics; in natural sciences as in theology; it is the seal that unites Reason and Faith, Materialism and Spiritualism, Religion and Science" DISCOURSE OF THE ORATOR, 3TH DEGREE

The following explanation is taken from Saint-Martin's book "on Numbers" ;



"The natural Circle has shaped itself in a different way from the geometrical circle. The center has attracted the upper triangle and the lower triangle, both of which, reacting on one another, have manifested Life.



It is then that the quadruple Man appeared. It would be impossible to find this quadruple priciple in the circle without tracing lost or superfluous lines, if we are limiting ourselves to the methods of mathematics.



Nature looses nothing: it coordinates all parts of its works, the one with the other. So, in the Circle regularly drawn by Nature, we can see the two triangles, uniting to determine the emancipation of Man in the Universe and Man's place in relation to the divine center.



We can see [in the symbol of the Pantacle] that the Light receives Life only by the reflections surging from the opposition that the True receives from the False; that the Light receives it from the Darkness; and that Life, in matter, always depends upon both actions. We see that the fourfold Man embrases the six directions of the Universe, and that those [six] regions, being bound two by two [in the triangles], the power of Man operates within a triple fourfold in the location of his glory.



Here are manifested the laws of this superb knowledge, of which the Chineese have left us some traces, I mean the knowledge of the keou-kou. Man, by giving in to guilty incitations, has left the divine center, where he was originally placed; but even though he has left it, the center is still at its place, as it cannot be moved by any force at all. (Sedes tua in seculum seculi. Ps. 14:7)



So, since Man has left his glorious post, it is the Divinity that is ready to replace him and to operate for him, in the universe, that same Power of which he has been dispossessed by his mistake. But when the Divinity takes the place of Man, it is dressed in the same colors, and is attached to the material regions, where Man was originally established, as it is impossible to appear at the center of this circle without being placed at the midst of all those regions.



Here is what the study of the natural circle can reveal to the intelligent eye. The figure represented, although imperfect, can indicate the way.

LOUIS CLAUDE DE SAINT-MARTIN




MARTINIST HEADER


with Seal




as used by the Martinist Order(s)* around the world














~ Après Papus le Martinisme est Mort ~




François Jollivet-Castelot (1874 -1937 )




Essai de Synthèse des Sciences Occultes


1928




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Note the tree of life in this design...

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http://www.rosecroixjournal.org/issues/2004_vol_01/articles/vol1_01_09_amaral.pdf

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http://www.galoscaves.com/

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ON THE FEASIBILITY OF TIME TRAVEL AND ITS IMPLICATIONS
Michael A. Amaral, MD, FACS

Introduction

One of the great theoretical findings of modern physics is that time travel appears to be feasible under certain conditions (Halper, 7; Hawkins, 8). It is Einstein’s general theory of relativity that has brought time travel from the realm of pure science fiction to that of a theoretical possibility. Moreover, not one but several means of time travel have been discovered. Most involve strong gravitational fields that distort space and time. In the theory of general relativity, the three dimensions of space combine with the dimension of time to create a new entity, spacetime. Space and time are intimately related and cannot be separated from one another. Very massive objects distort the local space-time continuum, allowing time travel.

We will see that if time travel is feasible, then time periods must coexist and if this is so, then the past must be as indeterminate and variable as the future. If the past is variable rather than frozen, then why would the present follow only one history? If all those time periods do coexist, then, why is our perception of time limited only to the present? And finally, how could we use this new understanding to our advantage? Our new vantage point is obviously very different from the accepted notion that the past is frozen and that only the future is indeterminate. The various recent science fiction movies concerning time travel also attest to the firm belief that changing the past automatically changes the present. But first, we will briefly review the various means of time travel.

Traveling in Time....

READ MORE...    http://www.rosecroixjournal.org/issues/2004_vol_01/articles/vol1_01_09_amaral.pdf

Phase Space   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_space

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~Listening to  Sweet Religion by Imogen Heap~

Sarah Stars Insane Metaphysical Physics Rant, (with a hint of sacred geometry):  DIARY post- 1 (ZERO) exposed


Phase Space

Love

Perspective

Fractal

Balance

Grace

Action

I don't think that until now, I've been able to actualize the skill of loving any experience unconditionally.... at least to this capacity.  I feel at this moment as if I can, (on most levels) handle anything that comes... More-so, I KNOW it will be handled by whoever touches it, in the way it was always to be handled because from this perspective, time only exists as a means of organization... we are everywhere at once, non-liner, multidimensional beings with ability beyond our current knowing.  ((Imagine the past, future and present is altered with everything we do, see, say, and experience... sort of a quasi Phase Space nature, with holographic circumference or shell like an egg.  The surface shell acts as the area of choice in a fractal, or the parameters of freedom in phase space.  Adding the element of fractal mathematics brings you a picture of an all inclusive all connected and wholly effected universe who's shell, surface or hologram and dimensions within, is infinitely repeating in the macro and microcosm always... an egg, within an egg, within an egg,.....))  Sacred geometry, alchemy, music/vibration, science, physics, religion, and all elements of the physical, emotional etc. is the data, the information given naturally to us to remember the code through awareness and recognition of the possibilities of life in all it's facets.

It feels as if we've been training ourselves for this recognition... learning how to handle it, being trained to see in another way,  feel in a deeper way, experience life in a deeper and more expansive way... through new eyes... as ancient children coming to realize our potential.  Suddenly we are waking up to the connections and disconnections we have in the people around us.  The body is built to receive and send signals, a construct of perfection that has yet to have lived out it's potential... chemical, physical, spiritual, emotional... all necessary elements to create the environment for balance.  All provided to triangulate a direction, the combination reaches this polarity and gently rolls back in as all space and time must.  In truth, we are always in the expanse and the micro of it all... from where we choose to see it is the key... only you can see from where you are... others see from where they are... never exactly the same rainbow.  We are now being given a choice to recognize that we are coming back together and that this love is reciprocal....
If we try to know the difference between the chemical, physical, emotional and spiritual elements of love, we loose perspective  ....balance
On a purely internal level there is no need to retract, deny or suppress what is naturally expressive and perfectly balanced in that expression.  In the right circumstances It is the external act that is the point of triangulation... once it is outside self... we become more of self, our areas of freedom expand and we can see further than we ever had before.... in this time ;)

Love is the answer, the sort of love that frees your mind and body and spirit to soar or scream... the kind of love that is all freeing and all engulfing, the kind of love that brings a peaceful excitement to every moment of your life, the kind that empowers you to walk into and through your feelings and not away from them... it is non judgment at it's core... being able to love an experience in the moment without the fear of loosing the moment... loving so deeply that from this perspective, any pain is used for release, respected, then transformed by an ongoing knowing of forgiveness.... this must be what Grace is like.

We're being renewed, reset in cycles and every experience is different than the one before, every day is different than the day before… sometimes even moment by moment my perspective shifts within itself and I feel deeper, know deeper… perceive another unexpected angle… and I laugh, or cry… however it strikes me.  but it still somehow always amazes me how new the world looks every day and how I’m getting comfortable within this constant change.  My “parameters of freedom” keep reveling more… never have I seen so much…. or felt so deeply.  I’ve found balance within myself.. and it’s not the middle… the middle is not where you’ll find balance in most situations; Action creates balance… motion, movement toward and through the experience with eyes wide open.. flexibility… mobility.

We're all being given the opportunity to use what is revealed to us... The only way to see is to open your eyes… look for the things and people around you that connect, know there is purpose in every moment and we move within this purpose created by us in the timelessness of all creation.    Mmmmm…. comforting isn’t it.




From the recognition of the whole, (Zero) we become aware of the ego or singular, (One) which through recognition, (soon to come) a direction triangulates and action, (One) has direction.

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ZERO



The whole, the everlasting, the only of all, the broadest point of perspective .. of reality, eating ones own tail. The cellular shell, circumference… the hologram of the all… the information, the mystery in a perfect state of revelation… always exists.  Time, timelessness..  Weight, weightlessness, all as pure... unconditional existence... and non-existence, duality contained,....the nature of movement within Phase Space... one movement effects all things,  the fractal nature... (more at another time)

1


ONE



One is the I, The first dimension, the one before and within all.  The one is the beginning, (which is also the end)… It is the first step in any direction, the laser precise clarity, the one calling, one love, one atom, the singular note, the cellular center or nucleus.  One is non-directional momentum....  (more at another time)

Hum, welcome to my brain spewing a bit of the apocalypse from the other side...  We'll see how you take it.

"I used to live in a Charles Sinclair house used by a masonic lodge.  My bedroom was the blue room.... Maybe that's where it all started... He.. he.. he..."

Thanks for perusing my random wanderings.... but of course, it's not at all random.

;)  Sarah Star

Chicago Trip 2009 019

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Crunkin Messiah - Special Thanks To Regina Spektor and Michael Jackson

Thanks for making me cry!!! Thanks a hell of a lot Michael Jackson. How you could watch the memorial service and not shed a tear. It was so moving. So friggin' tasteful. Damn you Jackson family for making me cry ..... I'm going to go lock myself in my room and get out my Thriller album on vinyl.

"It's been a long time Michael.....It's been a long time"

Oh....and there's the Bee Gees.

I want to thank Regina for inspiring me to work on the following track. It's a long way from finished but it has come so far since its last incarnation in New Tech Messiah Song That's Totally Unfinished. Now we give you the The New Crunkin Messiah That's Slightly Finished

Busy busy busy working on new music for the ED fans. Busy busy busy need more coffee. Need to do guitar things. Need to quit listening to the Thriller album. Cause this is Crunkin ... Crunkin Messiah. No...that would never work.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Regina Spektor's New Album FAR - Brian falls in love with MACHINE song

This album is an absolute MUST HAVE  item. I official give it the Euphonic Dissonance 5 star award. This is the first time anyone will have received this illustrious award. The five star award goes to Regina Spektor for her newest album FAR. Congratulations Regina .... you deserve it.



reginaspektorfarcover

No seriously people !!!! This album is friggin' cool.

Ah, thank you Regina. You've given me more fodder for my Tech Messiah craze. Your new song MACHINE speaks to me in angry - sultry ways.

Here I am listening to Regina's new album and I'm suddenly washed over by a tide of anger. I think it's anger (I never like to assume what the author intends. I wasn't there. I don't know what was in their head.) or at least it seems like anger. The song is so aggressive. It's damn sexy. I seriously want to cover this song but I never follow through on doing cover songs. I'm fickle like that.


Saturday, June 27, 2009

There Be Pirates On The Internet - Bittorrent Insanity

I've been doing a lot of reading about internet piracy and copyright infringement. As a musical artist these kind of things interest me. There are really good arguments for and against policing the net for said pirates.

I was reading about the legal battle that The Pirate Bay is currently involved in. They're a Swedish group of individuals that have a bittorrent website where you can find all kinds of copyrighted material that is free to download. Well .... it was there that I found an article about author Paulo Coelho aka Pirate Coelho.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_Coelho

He claims that posting his works on the internet for everyone to download actual increased his book sales from 3000 to one million in three years. Can this really be true? Well, if you read the wiki article he's no small fry. This guy knows his stuff and it's given me a lot of food for thought.

I believe that copyright is important in order to protect an artists property but at the same time the enforcement methods that are being used aren't working. YOU CAN'T STOP THE PIRACY!!! I strongly believe that to be true - that's why I typed it in all caps. Just as soon as they stop one website another one pops up. Suing an individual for millions of dollars doesn't impress anyone and the new method of trying to get the isp to do something isn't effective either.

What is the solution? Here's an idea for you - stop spending all your money on thwarting piracy and divert that money towards creating a great product that people will actually want to buy. Seems that these pirate sites are free publicity for these businesses and they are trying to shut them down. I believe that the majority of people on the internet aren't pirates. You have to have a lot of computer know-how to be a good internet pirate and most people don't have that knowledge. The small group of pirates downloads a ripped-off version and then tells all their non-pirate friends how great the book/movie/album is. WORD OF MOUTH. The pirate might try to explain to the non-pirate how to get it for free but the non-pirate is confused by all this tech talk and just downloads the book/movie/album from a legitimate site like iTunes. Looky there - they just made a sale. Funny how that works. Free friggin' advertising!!!!

This has led me to wonder if we should just post Euphonic Dissonance's music on a bittorrent site for free download. It worked well for Paulo - why can't it work for ED. If Euphonic Dissonance was more popular someone would rip our cd and put it out there anyway so why not beat them to the punch.

I really want to hear more opinions on this matter. Do you think that posting our songs for free would boost our sales? Has anyone heard of other success stories similar to Mr. Paulo Coelho?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

New Tech Messiah Song That's Totally Unfinished

Just want to give the fans a little taste of the upcoming Tech Messiah album. Here's a little ditty (just a single verse and chorus) of something I started working on a couple days ago. We have a new laptop and it gives me the ability to write songs on the go. Gotta love that. Let me know what you think of this track thus far.

NEW CRUNKIN' SONG THAT'S NOT FINISHED AND MAY NEVER BE USED

I'll probably be throwing bones like these to our more rabid fans out there and I'll probably only do this in the blogs - SO PAY ATTENTION!!!! All eyes on me.

Oh... here's a little graphic I've been working on for the album. Do you likey?

[caption id="attachment_133" align="alignnone" width="196" caption="Tech Messiah on his cross"]Tech Messiah on his cross[/caption]

Well.....that's all for now little ones. Come back soon to see more.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Welcome My Son - Welcome To The Machine (Tech Messiah Update)

Been working on the Tech Messiah concept. Came up with this.

circuit-cross

Pretty little Tech Messiah cross. Needs work but you get the basic idea.

The Tech Messiah is coming. There will be a time soon when the old will be taken over by all new brushed aluminum life. Welcome to the new shiny age. Change is here. Your minds are open and so susceptible to suggestion.

No more use for humanity..............

Friday, May 15, 2009

So Proud To Live in Oklahoma - Now That FLAMING LIPS "Do You Realize" is state song

I couldn't possibly be more proud to live in Oklahoma than I am right now. For once this ass backwards state has shown an amazing amount of class. Governor Brad Henry - I would like to buy you a beer.

[caption id="attachment_112" align="alignnone" width="216" caption="I'm not really an evil politician...I just play one on television."]I'm not really an evil politician...I just play one on television.[/caption]

Thank you for not making those of us that live in this great state of Oklahoma look like the bunch of redneck dumb asses .... even though we really are. Way to step up and show some balls Mister Henry.

So here's the deal.....I'm a little late getting to this story but I feel it needs to be told. Straight up......I love the Flaming Lips. I must admit I am only recently a fan. It took ten albums before I really enjoyed a Lips album all the way through but their album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots is a work of indie rock genius.

[caption id="attachment_111" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Could the Flaming Lips be aliens from outer space or are they just from Oklahoma?"]Could the Flaming Lips be aliens from outer space or are they just from Oklahoma?[/caption]

Wayne Coyne and band mates have created a masterpiece in this lp and if you haven't heard it you need to go out and get it immediately. Oh...and if you live in Oklahoma and you don't own this album then you are nothing more than a commie bastard!!! That's right....you're a communist.

You see.....some of us round these parts are still a bit concerned about them there communists.

The following article from the Reuters UK website should explain what the hell I'm babbling on about.

Flaming Lips prepare for Oklahoma honor


By John Benson

CLEVELAND (Billboard) - After weeks of controversy and uncertainty, Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry is scheduled to sign an executive order Tuesday (April 28) that names the Flaming Lips' "Do You Realize??" as the official rock song of Oklahoma.

Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne told Billboard.com that the experience has been alternately exciting and disappointing, and, in quintessential Lips fashion, always surreal.

"It just seemed to me the whole thing was absurd to begin with, and now it even becomes more absurd," Coyne said. "Now I really feel like it's something worth fighting for because I don't want people to just think, 'Oh, Oklahoma is this backward state as we suspected.'"

The Oklahoma City band has watched as its popular song (from 2002's "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots") won an Internet contest for best Sooner State rock song -- over tracks by The All-American Rejects, Leon Russell and The Call. Over the course of a month, the Oklahoma state senate passed a measure to officially name the song the state's rock anthem, and then the state House of Representatives rejected it because band member Michael Ivins wore a T-shirt adorned with the image of a hammer and sickle, a Communist symbol.

"You know, when it happened a couple of months back, that seemed surreal ... and then when all of this (controversy) started, I think everybody's knee-jerk reaction in the beginning was, 'Ah, we knew it was too good to be true. That's more of the Oklahoma we thought we were dealing with,'" Coyne said. "But it's not true, and I think that's the main reason I wanted to make sure I got to say something about it.

"I don't think we're battling against what we feel is like a backwards mentality here. It's really just a few religious wackos that think they can tell everybody what to do. It's not even, to me, (a matter of) Democrats versus Republicans. It's really just a couple of these small-minded guys who are the most popular guys in their church and their little small towns. In some ways it's so absurd, it can only make us look good and them look stupid."

For Coyne, the best part of the ordeal is Gov. Henry's veto of the House's rejection of the contest results.

"There are a lot of other great things that are happening in Oklahoma," Coyne said. "And you know for the governor to stand up and veto it and be on our side, it's such a great story in the end."

Coyne hinted that the band has one more wrinkle planned for Tuesday's ceremony, when Henry will sign the executive order at the Oklahoma History Center in Oklahoma City.

"I think we'll print up a couple of thousand of these (hammer-and-sickle) T-shirts, and everybody who comes to this thing will be wearing one," Coyne said. "We'll see if we can get the governor to wear one too."

[caption id="attachment_113" align="alignnone" width="280" caption="The controversial Flaming Lips communist support shirt"]The controversial Flaming Lips communist support shirt[/caption]

(Editing by Sheri Linden at Reuters)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved.

I'm just a bit upset that Hanson's "MMM Bop" wasn't considered. What's up with that?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

X-men Origins Wolverine - Stupid Frikkin' Silly Bone Claws

I have a confession to make. I'm a huge fan of the X-Men character Wolverine. I have been collecting comics about him since childhood and that is primarily the only comic book I will read. I'm kinda a Wolverine snob in comic book reading circles. I'm the guy who pisses off all the other comic reading dorks because I think that Wolverine can kill all their favorite sissy ass characters in a fight to the death.

Ah, nerds rule the world!!!

It's true. Nerds now rule the world. Look at all the comic book based movies that are out. All the video game based movies. Are there any movies that aren't nerd based? Frikkin' Michael Bay is doing Transformer movies for god's sake. What kind of topsy turvy world is this that I'm living in?

I digress.

Bone claws!!!! They went and gave Wolverine bone-frikkin'-claws in the movie!!!

[caption id="attachment_100" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Wolverine With His Bone Claws He So Very Young"]Wolverine With His Bone Claws He So Very Young[/caption]

I hate BONE CLAWS!!! What kind of smeckpepper sauce were the producers of this movie on when they decided to give my favorite frikkin' character in the world of comics bone claws????!!!!! I've been reading Wolverine comics since the 1970's and this bone claw thing is a recent invention of the early 90's. It was jammed into the story to fill a hole. Before that readers were led to believe that Wolverine didn't have the claws until the Weapon X project (the part in the movie where they put all that cool metal onto his skeleton). We were led to believe that tube like structures were surgically installed into his forearm to house the blades. Here's some graphical representations to help you understand what the hell I'm babbling on about.

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="290" caption="Wolverine Is On the Left - What's all that crazy stuff inside his arm?"]Wolverine Is On the Left - Whats all that crazy stuff inside his arm?[/caption]

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="What's That On The Left? No Bone Claws Here."]Whats That On The Left? No Bone Claws Here.[/caption]

I rest my case. The bone claw thing is silly and pisses me off. When Marvel ran that story in the comic I wanted to go burn their building to the ground (it's okay Marvel...I've gotten better since then....I would never hurt Stan Lee....and you probably have more than one building).

Beyond that I've got other gripes but I'll leave them dormant for now.

The fight scenes were phenomenal. I could watch those over and over and over. The interaction between Victor Creed (Sabertooth) and Wolvy was off the charts. Hell, I even liked Gambit in this movie and I've never liked Gambit in the comics or animated cartoons. I'm glad the included the scene with Wolvy as a child. Kids around the world are pretending they are Wolverine right now.....Going through the silverware and making mommies good knives into Wolverine claws. Snikt!

[caption id="attachment_103" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Wolverine and Sabertooth Face Off"]Wolverine and Sabertooth Face Off[/caption]

Sarah is not a reader of the comic and she said the movie seemed to leave parts of the story out. I tend to agree with her. So many mixed emotions about this movie. It's so confusing. I need a drink.

I can't begin to tell you how happy I am to see a Wolverine movie made in my lifetime - but if I made it - well.....it would be better. NO - it would be perfect.