All Women Are Bisexual - All It Takes Is a Good Pillow Fight

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Yes, my pretties, the money for your childs education is being spent on programs that teach them to sit in chairs and watch large amounts of porn. At least that's the way it works at Northwestern University. Yes, a professor at this particular university is snapping devices to your precious little children's genitals to find out the particular porn that arouses them.

Here's what they learned. Straight guys don't get off watching male on male porn but the women (both straight and gay) get off watching.....well.....just about any type of sex. They should have thrown some animal porn in there. Sorry, I'm just curious like that.

Now read my conclusion.

CONCLUSION

This proves that all women are bisexual. Okay, it doesn't prove it but it is hard evidence leaning in that direction and I have chosen to accept it as fact. Men can rejoice the world over with this discovery. Yes, gentleman, that three way you've always dreamed of is actually possible. Tell your significant other to go out and bring home another girl 'cause statistical evidence proves that females want other females. There is hope of a brighter future. My dreams may someday come true.

Now it is up to all of the females out there to fess up to their secret desires. Don't try to hide it....come out of the closet and admit that it turns you on when you see some hot girl on girl action......or men on men.....or girls and men.....or goats and men.....or horses and women......or goats and horses. All females are perverts.