Sunday, April 5, 2009
Music - Here's what I think.........
I love it when people ask me what kind of music I like. You see....there isn't really a genre of music that I don't like. I'm not one of those people that says I love rap and r&b but I can't stand country. I'm open to all types of music in all genres. There are so many flavors of music that I want to try them all. I believe that I can learn something from anything I'm exposed to no matter how new or old. I hate it when people say that they don't like a certain type of music because it's too old or it's not the newest thing.
I cringe when I hear people say - "This new music don't make no damn sense to me. It's all noise. The singer don't make no sense. And what the hell is up with them rappers. They ain't even singing....they just saying the words. Hell, that ain't no music at all." I can't tell you how much this kind of statement makes my brain hurt. Why must people be so damn closed minded? I hate to be the one to break this to you but the music of your generation was not the best music ever made!!!!
Then there are the people that live under the ridiculous notion that listening to certain types of music can influence you to do all sorts of terrible things (kill other humans, do drugs, commit suicide, have unprotected sex with your sister, etc). If you do this sort of thing after listening to a particular album then you have serious self esteem issues. Don't blame the musician for your lack of frickin' judgement. Musicians can create works of fiction in the same way an author creates a book of fiction. If you choose to take it to heart and kill yourself over it that's your problem.
The human race is so narrow minded. We don't see much further back than the past decade. We consider music from the 80's as old or classic. This sort of focus makes me sad. Let's try to broaden our musical horizon. Look outside the box.
I cringe when I hear people say - "This new music don't make no damn sense to me. It's all noise. The singer don't make no sense. And what the hell is up with them rappers. They ain't even singing....they just saying the words. Hell, that ain't no music at all." I can't tell you how much this kind of statement makes my brain hurt. Why must people be so damn closed minded? I hate to be the one to break this to you but the music of your generation was not the best music ever made!!!!
Then there are the people that live under the ridiculous notion that listening to certain types of music can influence you to do all sorts of terrible things (kill other humans, do drugs, commit suicide, have unprotected sex with your sister, etc). If you do this sort of thing after listening to a particular album then you have serious self esteem issues. Don't blame the musician for your lack of frickin' judgement. Musicians can create works of fiction in the same way an author creates a book of fiction. If you choose to take it to heart and kill yourself over it that's your problem.
The human race is so narrow minded. We don't see much further back than the past decade. We consider music from the 80's as old or classic. This sort of focus makes me sad. Let's try to broaden our musical horizon. Look outside the box.

Friday, April 3, 2009
All Women Are Bisexual - All It Takes Is a Good Pillow Fight
I bring you the stories that are really important. The ones that will personally touch your life. Stories that are really old but still very important.
Read the article...
http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0327,taormino,45199,24.html
Yes, my pretties, the money for your childs education is being spent on programs that teach them to sit in chairs and watch large amounts of porn. At least that's the way it works at Northwestern University. Yes, a professor at this particular university is snapping devices to your precious little children's genitals to find out the particular porn that arouses them.
Here's what they learned. Straight guys don't get off watching male on male porn but the women (both straight and gay) get off watching.....well.....just about any type of sex. They should have thrown some animal porn in there. Sorry, I'm just curious like that.
Now read my conclusion.
CONCLUSION
This proves that all women are bisexual. Okay, it doesn't prove it but it is hard evidence leaning in that direction and I have chosen to accept it as fact. Men can rejoice the world over with this discovery. Yes, gentleman, that three way you've always dreamed of is actually possible. Tell your significant other to go out and bring home another girl 'cause statistical evidence proves that females want other females. There is hope of a brighter future. My dreams may someday come true.
Now it is up to all of the females out there to fess up to their secret desires. Don't try to hide it....come out of the closet and admit that it turns you on when you see some hot girl on girl action......or men on men.....or girls and men.....or goats and men.....or horses and women......or goats and horses. All females are perverts.

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